i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron
Anytime you feel the need to preface your statement with “I don’t mean to sound (sexist, racist, homophobic, etc), BUT…”
one of these years i will do the polar bear plunge
My friends did it in college for their news show. Dressed as Aladdin and spongebob. And then the camera fucked up, so they had to run back out into the freezing water a second time. It was amazing.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
shhhhh you’ll give the stans self-awareness